Welcome to my blog!!! If any of you are searching for a prevention or cure for any disease, I can help you. Go to http://www.youngliving.com/, read about them and get back to me!!! Visit http://www.ningxiared.com/ as well and learn about the most powerful antioxidant drink in the world--PROVEN FACT!!! Lastly, you can go to http://www.youtube.com/ and search the words young living essential oils to learn more about them. Have a wonderful day and always smile!
JOKE OF THE DAY: A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, “no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes.” The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes and if you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your little duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartender says “no”!''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?
It's a beautiful day in Provo, Utah! Maryland just beat North Carolina and it was a great game. For lunch, I ate a chicken tortilla and it was so good! No plans for the weekend, so I'll just relax and enjoy playing online and watching a good tv show. I hope all of you love the joke above. Have a great weekend!
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Howdy
Welcome to my blog!!! If any of you are searching for a prevention or cure for any disease, I can help you. Go to http://www.youngliving.com/, read about them and get back to me!!! Visit http://www.ningxiared.com/ as well and learn about the most powerful antioxidant drink in the world--PROVEN FACT!!! Lastly, you can go to http://www.youtube.com/ and search the words young living essential oils to learn more about them. Have a wonderful day and always smile!
JOKE OF THE DAY: This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again."Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
So, for those who may not know me very well, you need to know that jokes are a HUGE part of my life. Deal or No Deal is coming to an end and I'm ready for the rest of this day :) In 23 days my youngest brother will be married and that means that I will be the last of five children to be married. Hopefully, I will be married within the next year. In the last couple of weeks, I've met some really good friends. Take care everybody!
JOKE OF THE DAY: This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again."Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
So, for those who may not know me very well, you need to know that jokes are a HUGE part of my life. Deal or No Deal is coming to an end and I'm ready for the rest of this day :) In 23 days my youngest brother will be married and that means that I will be the last of five children to be married. Hopefully, I will be married within the next year. In the last couple of weeks, I've met some really good friends. Take care everybody!
Monday, February 16, 2009
No more snow in the yard
Welcome to my blog!!! If any of you are searching for a prevention or cure for any disease, I can help you. Go to http://www.youngliving.com/, read about them and get back to me!!! Visit http://www.ningxiared.com/ as well and learn about the most powerful antioxidant drink in the world--PROVEN FACT!!! Lastly, you can go to http://www.youtube.com/ and search the words young living essential oils to learn more about them. Have a wonderful day and always smile!
JOKE OF THE DAY: Why can't cinderella play basketball? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach!
The snow that fell two days ago is already gone because it was a beautiful sunny day. Goals are such an important thing in life and its a fun process to work on them. I just borrowed a book of poems from a friend so that I can memorize some poems. Jokes, short stories, and poems are great things to have logged into memory which make great things for any social situation. It's been a great joy to heal from injuries that took place as I served in Iraq a couple of years ago. Have a blessed day!
JOKE OF THE DAY: Why can't cinderella play basketball? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach!
The snow that fell two days ago is already gone because it was a beautiful sunny day. Goals are such an important thing in life and its a fun process to work on them. I just borrowed a book of poems from a friend so that I can memorize some poems. Jokes, short stories, and poems are great things to have logged into memory which make great things for any social situation. It's been a great joy to heal from injuries that took place as I served in Iraq a couple of years ago. Have a blessed day!
Friday, February 13, 2009
another great day
Welcome to my blog!!! If any of you are searching for a prevention or cure for any disease, I can help you. Go to http://www.youngliving.com/, read about them and get back to me!!! Visit http://www.ningxiared.com/ as well and learn about the most powerful antioxidant drink in the world--PROVEN FACT!!! Lastly, you can go to http://www.youtube.com/ and search the words young living essential oils to learn more about them. Have a wonderful day and always smile!
JOKE OF THE DAY: What did one plate say to the other plate? "Lunch is on me" :)
It's almost 1 a.m. and I'm at a friends house after enjoying a BYU dance! Later today some friends and I are going to go roller skating. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's amazing how many people live in Utah that are not married. Today, I was blessed to have the opportunity to share Young Living Essential Oils with four friends. It's such a fun thing to share with other people. It's a short entry, but I must go for now.
JOKE OF THE DAY: What did one plate say to the other plate? "Lunch is on me" :)
It's almost 1 a.m. and I'm at a friends house after enjoying a BYU dance! Later today some friends and I are going to go roller skating. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's amazing how many people live in Utah that are not married. Today, I was blessed to have the opportunity to share Young Living Essential Oils with four friends. It's such a fun thing to share with other people. It's a short entry, but I must go for now.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Happy Sabbath family and friends!!! I have set five year goals for myself and been working on them for the past 8 months. They are broken down into Family, Church, Personal, and Work goals. I will accomplish each of them :) I decided, just today, that I'm going to put a NEW JOKE on my blog each day so that way each of you can get a laugh for the day! Starting tomorrow, I will always use the first seven lines of each daily blog for business, then I will put the DAILY JOKE, and finally some personal things!
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Welcome to my blog!!! If any of you are searching for a prevention or cure for any disease, I can help you. Go to www.youngliving.com, read about them and get back to me!!! Visit www.ningxiared.com as well and learn about the most powerful antioxidant drink in the world--PROVEN FACT!!! Lastly, you can go to www.youtube.com and search the words young living essential oils to learn more about them. Have a wonderful day and always smile!
hello everybody! My sister Carolyn helped me to understand how to write a new blog post since I didn't know how to before. (Thanks nyn)! Well, I can say that I think that our economy will be completely shot within 6 months. :( It's a sign of the times and for Christ to come to reign on Earth it must happen and its been prophesied that it will happen. Wouldn't it be a wonderful world if everyone could speak to one another in a normal tone voice even though everyone has different opinions about things? I'll work on posting some pictures for all of you to see. Has anybody heard the joke about the roof? Nevermind, it's way over your head :) I so funny!!
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